never stop r u n n i n g.
don't die. fight it.
*looks around nervously*
*discreetly enters the manga section of the public library*
it is september 20th, the technical start of the autumn season. you sigh to yourself, letting the baseball cap in your hands fall to the ground. it’s no longer summer. your hat is off your head, and not worn backwards. it is no longer time to fucking party.
Super Mario vs Pacman by Unknown
This was a ride from beginning to end
This was so entertaining to watch
things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:
- get out
- fuck you
- shut the fuck up
- oh my god why
- you need to stop
- you’re not funny
- that was terrible
friendship love is so confusing
its like ‘hm yes id like to bring u flowers and compliment u and make u the happiest person on earth but no romo’
two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”.
the bar was in japan.
must be why everyone is speaking in english
this is a dubbed text post
the manga was better
44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass movies with space shit and explosions. Maybe women can do things without men being their motivation. Maybe.
I WENT FOR THE TALKING RACCOON MOTHAFUCKAS
I AM GROOT
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
"all celebrities do something problematic sometimes!"
She framed Luka as a witch and helped burn her at the stake just because she was in love with Gakupo but Gakupo loved Luka
She murdered a whole Town just because she was depressed